the unauthorised guide
welcome...

...keeper

So, you want to be a Dark Lord of Destruction. You want to crush the Jewelled Thrones of Kings under your feet, bring Death and Decay to the unsuspecting do-gooders of the Kingdoms of the world, pillage and burn the pitiful hovels while razing lush, verdant farm land and raise Dark Legions of Despicable Minions to rampage through the peaceful vales above.

You have obtained the Silver Disks of Doom, fitted them correctly to the Box of Neverending Hassle, sealed your pacts with the Dark Ones and the Horned Reaper himself, frequented the Bull and Frog Inn to listen to the stories of Keepers great and ancient and built your Dark Dungeon of Depravity. Yet your prize, your very destiny still eludes you.
Fear not, young Keeper, For this Ancient and Wicked Keeper will guide you through the light to the Darkness and show you the true and wicked path to Evil.

Welcome Keeper, to The Unauthorised Guide.